- These be jokes 391 - 400 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On March 19, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite kind of socks?
Arrrrgyle.
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On August 24, 2012, scurvy knave SkerinD said:
What's a pirate's favorite Grateful Dead song?
You'd think it'd be "Ship of fools," but its actually "Dark STARRRRRRRR!!"
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From: pirate music :) |
On June 20, 2006, captain Anonymous Pirate said:
Where do pirates keep their bathrooms?
On the poop deck!
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On November 1, 2009, the scurvy hunter said:
What do little pirates want to be when they get older?
A CARRRRrrrrrrrgh salesman!!
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From: my dad |
On September 17, 2007, the grog-addicted Charles said:
What do you call a pirate who can't move his arms or his legs?
PARRalyzed!
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From: made it up |
On August 26, 2010, scurvy dog Jon from Saint Paul, MN said:
What did the pirate on Wheel of Fortune say?
I'd like to buy an Ayyyyyy! (buy an eye...get it?)
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From: I either made it up or I read it somewhere else |
On March 20, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Where does a pirate go to drink?
A baaaaarrrr.
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On March 8, 2007, one-legged James said:
What is a pirate's favorite type of humor?
Sarrrrrrrr-casm!
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From: me peg leg |
On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates conserve energy?
They carrrrrrrpool!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On June 20, 2006, the dreaded Valarie said:
What does pirate's dog say?
Aaaarrrrrf!
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From: Louisville, KY |
