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On June 20, 2006, land-lubber Valarie said:
What does pirate's dog say?
Aaaarrrrrf!
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From: Louisville, KY
On June 9, 2006, the dreaded thingythekid said:
What's a tongue-tied Pirate called?
InARRticulate!
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On August 19, 2011, regular scallywag Anonymous Pirate said:
What do Pirates order from at a restaurant?
The al a CARRRT menu!
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From: mcb
On September 24, 2007, scurvy knave Captain Frank-N-Spank! said:
How did the pirate find out that his matey was dead?
The Aaarrrrrr-bituary!!!
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From: Non Existant Sea of AZ!
On March 26, 2006, barnacle bitten The dread pirates Jason and Katy said:
What is a pirate's favorite place to shop?
Tarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrget!! Why? Because of all the barrrrrrrgains!
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From: Jason and Katy pirate original
On April 21, 2010, scurvy dog Anonymous Pirate said:
Twittaaaaaaaarrr.....
that's it.
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On October 13, 2006, scurvy dog Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite American president?
F. D. ARRRRRRRR!
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From: Me, ye lubbers!
On September 8, 2006, one-legged Gabbi said:
Why was fishing the pirate's favorite pastime?
Argh, because he was hooked!!
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From: Sacramento
On July 24, 2007, regular scallywag Jack Sparrow said:
While playing poker, what did the captain say to his first mate when he spilled rum all over the cards?
ARRrrgh matey, swab the deck!!!!
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From: My Dad
On April 9, 2006, the grog-addicted Jeremy McCormick said:
Where do pirates put their stuff at the gym?
In Davey Jones' Locker.
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From: myself
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