- These be jokes 401 - 410 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On September 18, 2009, one-legged Wadder said:
Who always gets their share of the pirates' loot?
The I.RRRRRR.S!
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From: Thought of it while working |
On June 9, 2006, one-legged thingythekid said:
What's a tongue-tied Pirate called?
InARRticulate!
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On August 19, 2011, the sea-bitten Anonymous Pirate said:
What do Pirates order from at a restaurant?
The al a CARRRT menu!
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From: mcb |
On September 24, 2007, salty ol' Captain Frank-N-Spank! said:
How did the pirate find out that his matey was dead?
The Aaarrrrrr-bituary!!!
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From: Non Existant Sea of AZ! |
On March 26, 2006, chumbucket lickin' The dread pirates Jason and Katy said:
What is a pirate's favorite place to shop?
Tarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrget!! Why? Because of all the barrrrrrrgains!
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From: Jason and Katy pirate original |
On April 21, 2010, seven sea sailin' Anonymous Pirate said:
Twittaaaaaaaarrr.....
that's it.
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On October 13, 2006, the dreaded Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite American president?
F. D. ARRRRRRRR!
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From: Me, ye lubbers! |
On September 8, 2006, regular scallywag Gabbi said:
Why was fishing the pirate's favorite pastime?
Argh, because he was hooked!!
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From: Sacramento |
On July 24, 2007, regular scallywag Jack Sparrow said:
While playing poker, what did the captain say to his first mate when he spilled rum all over the cards?
ARRrrgh matey, swab the deck!!!!
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From: My Dad |
On April 9, 2006, the scurvy Jeremy McCormick said:
Where do pirates put their stuff at the gym?
In Davey Jones' Locker.
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From: myself |
