- These be jokes 411 - 420 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On March 12, 2006, the most piratical damo said:
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Illsick.
Illsick who?
Who's there?
Illsick.
Illsick who?
Illsick ya in Davey Jones' locker if ya don't let me in!
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From: 40 langdale road |
On September 19, 2006, regular scallywag Matt said:
What sits on your shoulder and says "Pieces of nine! Pieces of nine!"?
A parrotty error!
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From: UNaXCess |
On May 11, 2007, barnacle bitten Ethan Mcfarland said:
Why do pirates smell so bad?
Because of their ARRRRmpits!
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From: Ethan McFarland |
On October 28, 2006, the grog-addicted Justin Taylor Landis said:
What does a pirate's dog say?
Arrrrrrrrf!!
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From: Me Pops |
On March 21, 2007, the most piratical mARRrrtin Luther King said:
What do pirates do when they have gas?
They fARRrrrrt!
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From: me sick imagination! |
On March 26, 2007, scurvy knave Capt. B said:
How does a pirate with two hooks scratch his nose?
Verrrry Carefully! YARRR!!
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From: Capt. B of the O'Hara Cache Crew |
On July 13, 2006, the most piratical Anonymous Pirate said:
What does a pirate spread on his toast?
MAAAAARmalade!
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From: A stroke |
On September 19, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite TV show?
Eeeee Aaarrrh!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 9, 2009, the sea-bitten Dan and Ryan said:
Who is a pirate's favorite Thundercat?
Sn-aaaarrrrrrrrrrr-ff!
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From: two stupid people in a dorm |
On July 13, 2006, salty ol' Capt RedBeard said:
Who is a pirate's favorite Star Trek captain?
Jean Luke PicARRRRrrrrd!
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From: me brain |
