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On July 13, 2006, scurvy dog Capt RedBeard said:
Who is a pirate's favorite Star Trek captain?
Jean Luke PicARRRRrrrrd!
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On August 24, 2006, one-eyed Court said:
What kind of carrrr does a modern day pirate drive?
A ferrARRRRrrrrri!
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On November 14, 2006, the dreaded Flip Zigger said:
Why was the pirate drunk on the street?
He got kicked out of the BARRRRrrrghh!
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From: Flip Zigger
On September 19, 2014, one-eyed James Craven said:
What is a pirate's favorite Beatles song?
Baby You Can Drive My CARRRRRRRRRRRR!
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From: Myself
On July 14, 2006, scurvy knave Christopher said:
What did the pet store sales clerk ask the pirate when he was buying his parrot?
So will that be cash, check, or chaaahhhrrrge?
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From: my own head
On May 22, 2006, scurvy dog Warren said:
What's a good name for a pirate?
ARRRRRRnold!
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From: My Brain
On July 8, 2007, land-lubber Capt Crabby said:
What part of the Bible does a pirate like to read?
The story about the ARRRRrrrrrk!
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From: Murmured on the Spanish Maine
On March 26, 2005, barnacle bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Why didn't the pirate get hungry when he was left on a desert island?
Because of all the sand which is there!
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On March 26, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
Did you hear about the pirates who raided a ship and even stole the bath?
They wanted to make a clean getaway!
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On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do young pirates hang out?
In ARRRrrrrcades!
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