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On July 25, 2005, captain Justin Sheedy said:
Why did the Pirate go to Law School?
To pass the Barrrr!
From: made it up |
On May 29, 2007, barnacle bitten Tony said:
What rating did the MPAA give to the pirate movie?
PG-13, because it contained graphic violence, salty language and pAAAAArrrr-tial nudity!
From: Me |
On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
Pirates hate to crash their ship, but what do they love to crash?
PARRRRRrrrrties!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 19, 2006, one-eyed Joseph said:
What do pirates like to do in their free time?
Watch pirated DVD's, Arrrrgh!
From: Zimbabwe |
On July 15, 2006, one-legged Mandi said:
What's a Pirate's favorite pasta?
MacARRRRrrrroni!
From: MandiVegas |
On March 19, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate say when he really likes a song?
ARRRGH that was off the hook!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On March 29, 2009, seven sea sailin' Iron Tom Vaine said:
What do you get when you cross an emergency department doctor and a pirate?
A man that asks you, "what brings you to my E. RRRRRRRRR?
From: I made it up |
On September 29, 2006, scurvy dog Justine said:
Where do pirate students go to on a class trip?
The Arrrrrrrt Museum!
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From: immaculate mary home |
On June 14, 2006, captain William said:
Whats do get when you put a pirate and a Ninja together?
A Ninjarrrrrrr!
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From: My brother |
On June 10, 2009, regular scallywag i dont no said:
What are a pirate's favorite shoes?
Sketcharrrrrrrrrs!!!
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From: my mom |