- These be jokes 441 - 450 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On December 1, 2008, land-lubber First Mate Purcell said:
What did the pirate say when he stubbed his toe?
DARRRRRN!!!!
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From: My friend Har V D |
On December 15, 2008, one-eyed yarrrrrrrr mom said:
What did the pirate throw at George W. Bush?
His Sketcharrrrrrrrs!!!
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From: a drunk night at the barrrrrrrr |
On July 13, 2006, the sea-bitten Gammy Legged Phillip said:
What did the pirate do when he brushed his teeth?
He GARRRRgled!
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From: my m8 danny |
On March 26, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What’s a Pirate’s favorite holiday?
Arrrrrrrrbor Day!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What do you call old pirate weapons?
Arrrrrrtifacts!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 16, 2006, the scurvy fletch said:
Where do pirates work when they retire?
Wal-Marrrrrrrt!
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From: made it up |
On September 19, 2008, the scurvy evadarrh said:
What sort of camping equipment would a pyrate steal?
Why, an ArrrrrVeee!
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From: me cranium... |
On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite field sport?
Arrrrrrchery!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On March 14, 2007, regular scallywag Anonymous Pirate said:
What's a pirate's favorite breakfast pastry?
Pop-tAAARRRRRRRRRRts!
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On September 12, 2009, barnacle bitten Cap said:
Why wouldn't the pirate eat any beans?
Because they made him FARRRrrrrrt!
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From: South Shore Marina |
