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On June 22, 2007, barnacle bitten The Scurvy Giver said:
How did the pirate clean the golden floor?
With a treasure mop.
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From: David Lewman |
On August 30, 2009, regular scallywag Elizabeth Holcombe said:
What does a surfer pirate say?
GnARRRRRRRRly dude!
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From: Greenville, SC |
On May 7, 2007, the dreaded brad said:
what does a pirate say when he runs into an ex-girlfriend?
AkwARRRrrrrrd!
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From: kyle |
On March 7, 2007, regular scallywag Shibe said:
Where does a pirate put his trash?
In the GARRRRRbage!!!
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From: The Shibe (Mrs. ARRRRGG |
On December 18, 2005, barnacle bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
When they don't have weapons, what do pirates use?
KARRRRrrate!
From: Web site ahoy! |
On June 15, 2007, one-eyed Jake said:
What's the name of a Russian pirate captain?
The CZARRRRRR!
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From: A joke in my world history class |
On July 26, 2006, scurvy knave Legions of Saiyan said:
Who is a pirate's favorite Beatle?
Ringo StAARRRRRR!
From: Made it up |
On March 20, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates do for fun?
They play caaaarrrrds.
From: Web site ahoy! |
On May 14, 2006, one-legged Pirate Steve said:
What's a pirate's favourite weapon?
A daggAAARRRRRR!!
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From: Pirate Steve |
On June 22, 2010, captain Taylor said:
How does a parrot start a knock knock joke?
Squawk, squawk!
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From: my brain |