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On August 14, 2009, the grog-addicted romeyus said:
What is a pirate's favorite way to fly?
A helicoptAAARRR!!
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From: arrr ye mother
On January 30, 2009, the most piratical brainbox said:
What do pirates like to hunt?
Jaguarrrrrs!
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From: me brian
On September 14, 2006, the grog-addicted Lass Al said:
What did the pirate say to his friend when he farted?
Well blow me down!
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From: Just thought of it
On May 14, 2006, land-lubber Pirate Steve said:
What animal ate the pirate's hand?
An aligatARRRRR!
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From: Pirate Steve
On August 15, 2006, captain Anonymous Pirate said:
What do pirates like on their toast?
Orange M-ARRRR-malade!
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From: One-Eyed Richard
On June 22, 2010, seven sea sailin' Taylor said:
How does a parrot start a knock knock joke?
Squawk, squawk!
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From: my brain
On May 5, 2006, one-legged Eric said:
What does a pirate put on his fish?
TaarrrrrrrTaaarrrrrrrrrr sauce!
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From: Windsor, ON
On February 2, 2006, regular scallywag Josh Keller said:
Why do pirates have hooks for hands?
Because they're s'curvy!
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From: Made it up.
On December 16, 2006, the grog-addicted Morganti said:
What's a pirate's favourite cheese?
Cheddaaaaarrrrrrrrr!
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From: A abseiling instructor halfway down the wall
On December 18, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Why do pirates love Captain Crunch?
It's pARRrrrrrt of a complete breakfast!
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