- These be jokes 471 - 480 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What is the lamest pirate hobby?
GARrrrrdening!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 28, 2008, one-legged Dread Pirate Christie said:
What's a pirate's favorite celestial event?
The Arrrrraurrrra Boaarrrrealis!
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From: My arrrrrrrse |
On July 14, 2006, seven sea sailin' Christopher said:
Where does a pirate go after a hard day of pirating?
To the baaahhhrrr!
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From: my head |
On July 12, 2006, the most piratical Anonymous Pirate said:
What do you get when you cross a pie and a rat?
A Pie Rat!
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On October 31, 2006, scurvy dog Wiggy said:
Why do pirates like treasure?
Because it spARRRkles!
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From: My sick, twisted pirate mind! |
On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
Who helps pirates build their ships?
CARRrrrrrpenters!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On March 19, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate say when he takes over Santa's job?
Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum.
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On February 20, 2007, the dreaded Cap'n KaySwissBouillabaisseParrotHookClaw said:
What did the pirate say when he visited piratejokes.net?
Harr Harrr HAAARRRR!!
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From: My own waaaarrrrrrped brain. |
On July 15, 2006, one-eyed Mandi said:
What's a Pirate's favorite cocktail?
A marrrggarita!
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From: MandiVegas |
On March 19, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite study subject?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
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From: Web site ahoy! |
