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On November 28, 2006, one-legged Miss Megan the Wench said:
What does a pirate make his sweaters with?
YARRRn!
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From: Below Decks
On November 10, 2006, salty ol' A Saavy Sea Lass said:
Why did the pirate only buy half of a recliner?
He only needed to put one leg up!
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From: The files of a Crustacean Rescuer
On March 3, 2007, salty ol' Stuarrrrrt Hoyle said:
What is a pirate's favourite herb?
Parrrrsley!!
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From: Made it up
On May 9, 2007, salty ol' Nicholus Morrow said:
Who does a pirate hate to see coming over the horizon?
The Coast Guaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd!
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From: me thought it up
On April 26, 2011, the scurvy sherry houle said:
What did the pirate say about his own joke?
ARRRrrre jokes ARRRre betterrrrr!!!
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From: winnipeg
On March 1, 2007, scurvy dog Aidan said:
What is a pirate's favourite sweet?
Smarrrrrrrties!
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From: Aidan's brain
On June 12, 2006, the sea-bitten Terri said:
What did the pirate want to be when he grew up?
An AARRRRrrrrrcheologist!
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From: Me head
On September 23, 2008, one-legged causaubon said:
What kind of women do pirates prefer?
CougARRRs!!!
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From: me brain
On September 10, 2007, the scurvy Fracas said:
What do you call a pirate actor who is very popular?
A Superstarrrrrrr!
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From: Me noggin
On September 17, 2007, salty ol' Charles said:
Being the son of God, Jesus obviously couldn't grow up to be a pirate, so what did he decide to be?
A CARRRRpenter!
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From: made it up
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