- These be jokes 491 - 500 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On February 22, 2007, the dreaded Phil Brooks said:
Who is a pirate's least favorite Star Wars character?
JARRRR-JARRRR!
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From: I made it up |
On June 13, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Elise Ali said:
What is a pirate's favorite animal?
An AAAAAArrrdvark!!!
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From: my brain |
On April 22, 2009, the scurvy Jon White said:
What do pirates wear when going out to a posh restaurant?
An ARRRRRRRmani suit!!
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From: My mind |
On September 7, 2007, the scurvy George said:
What do you call an insane pirate?
BizzARRRRRRRRE!!!
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From: my mind (I made it up) |
On December 18, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Where did the pirate keep his boat?
In the HARRRrrrrbor!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 19, 2007, captain Emily said:
Why couldn't the pirate graduate from first grade?
Because, he only knew on letter..."ARRRRRRR!"
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From: Emily |
On April 26, 2006, barnacle bitten a pirate said:
How does a pirate poison another pirate?
With AARRRRRrrrrsenic!
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From: my self |
On May 30, 2008, regular scallywag Phillip McGuinness said:
Did you hear about the pirates who went to Alpha Centauri?
They spent four and a half years at c!!!
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From: heard it from me friend James. |
On April 11, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the pirate say on party invitations?
ARRRRrrrrggghhh.S.V.P.
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From: Michael Karikas |
On December 1, 2006, one-legged Flip Wigger said:
How does a pirate say 'excuse me'?
PARRRRRRRRRRRRdon!
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From: Captain Terry |
