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On November 6, 2006, the dreaded Aaron said:
Where did the space pirate fight at?
The Death Starrrrrrrrgghh!
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From: YO-HOs-BIG
On February 19, 2008, the most piratical Shady Seide Cockswallow, a swashbuckling wench of New Orleans said:
What is a pirate's favorite radio program?
NParrrrgh... National Pirate Radio!
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From: me
On January 20, 2007, one-legged Phil Pham said:
Why do pirates hate people from Boston?
Because they can't pronounce their ARRRGHHHHS!
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On July 22, 2006, chumbucket lickin' moxley said:
Why do pirates stink?
Because of their ARRRRrrrm pits!
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From: my brain
On November 4, 2006, one-eyed Connarrrrrrr! said:
What did the pirate say to his llama?
Tina! You fat larrrrrd! Come get some dinner!
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From: Napoleon Dynamite [I made the joke myself though]
On November 8, 2006, the dreaded Captain Bub Harrrley said:
What is a pirate's favorite motorcycle?
A HARRRRrrrley Davidson!
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From: Pomona California
On October 24, 2007, salty ol' Saucy Sara said:
Who did the pirate have a crush on?
CindAAARRella!
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On September 18, 2012, barnacle bitten The Anonymous Bilge-Rat said:
Why couldn't the little pirate get into the movie?

Because he'd been brought before the Admiralty on charges of treason and hanged.
A sad story, really. AAAAARen't you ashamed of expecting a joke.
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From: A treasure trove beneath the deepest and stormiest seas. (Which is to say, me.)
On September 18, 2006, the sea-bitten Mr. T said:
After a particuliarly long fight at sea the winning captain comes ashore to find a large crew of media. The reporters fight to ask questions before the Captain finally singles out one attractive, young reporter, who asks: "Captain, Where did you learn such amazing tactics? was it the Navy?"

The Captain, obviously amused replied:
"Well it sure wasn't the ARRRRRmy!"
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From: A BA in bad humorology
On January 30, 2007, one-legged Capt Pam said:
What sound did the pirate make when he sneezed?
Arrrrchoo!
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From: a preschool teacher
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