- These be jokes 511 - 520 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On September 29, 2010, the sea-bitten Captn Crunch said:
Why can't tree-huggers be pirates?
Because they ARRR Land Lubbers!!!!
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From: Captn Crunch! |
On September 11, 2006, barnacle bitten Maxwell Jack said:
What do you call a mathematically intelligent buccaneer?
A PI-rat (PI= 3.14)
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From: Math class |
On November 9, 2005, land-lubber Adam said:
If some pirates are ARRrtists and the second choice is ARRrchitecture.
Where do drop-out pirates work?
Where do drop-out pirates work?
ARRrbys's !!!
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From: I made it up. |
On October 13, 2006, the scurvy Bruin said:
Why do pirates revere the Three Wise Men?
Because they came from afAAAAAAAAAR!
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From: Me |
On December 18, 2005, barnacle bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates keep track of the passage of time?
With a calendARRRrrrrgghh!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On August 8, 2007, captain Sharktooth Angie and Pirate Azreal the off white said:
How do you know a true pirate?
We've got scaaARRRGHHs!!!!!
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From: The heAARRT. |
On November 14, 2006, the sea-bitten JAC said:
What's a pirate's favorite fruit/color?
An Arrrrange!
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From: me mind |
On November 8, 2006, regular scallywag Flip Zigger said:
What's a pirate's favorite book?
HARRRRRRRRRRy Potter!
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From: Drek Johansen |
On March 12, 2007, seven sea sailin' Cptn Stu said:
3 pirates walk into a bar...
Ouch! Ouch! ARR!
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From: Avast! My Head |
On September 20, 2006, one-legged Gary D. Cannon said:
What's a pirate's favorite type of wine?
ChAAARRRRRRRdonay!
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From: Yours truly |
