- These be jokes 521 - 530 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On June 7, 2006, seven sea sailin' DJ Assault said:
What does a pirate want for Christmas?
Big booty!
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From: DJ Assault |
On September 21, 2006, scurvy dog ava said:
What did the pirate get when he cut himself in a battle?
A SCAAAAARRRrrrrr!
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From: made it up |
On November 22, 2009, scurvy knave Ashly said:
What did the pirate say to the little girl?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrren't you an ugly little thing??!!!!
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From: My aunt and uncle and l made it up!! |
On December 31, 2010, the most piratical Rondo Goldwyn said:
'Ow does ye fix a cranky pirate?
Spray 'em with Sea Arggh Sea!!!
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From: me |
On March 4, 2007, land-lubber cpt gerry two patches said:
How would you recognise an Irish pirate?
He has a patch over both eyes!
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From: Ireland |
On July 31, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Michael said:
What does a pirate put under his username?
An AVATAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
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From: Me |
On May 11, 2006, regular scallywag Captain Karikas said:
Why did the pirate fail the test?
It was too harrrrrrrrrrd!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On March 11, 2006, one-eyed Will said:
What food group does a pirate leave out when he is on a diet?
CaRRRRRRRbs!
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From: The Sea |
On August 1, 2006, captain Jeremy said:
Why did the pirate get his phone cut off?
Argh! Cos' he be makin' too many plank calls!
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From: me! |
On September 2, 2011, scurvy knave Chrissie said:
Which Disney movie do pirates love the most?
The ARRRRistoCats!
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From: From me treasure chest! |
