- These be jokes 531 - 540 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On May 16, 2006, seven sea sailin' Patrick RRRRYYan said:
What is a pirate's favorite name for his kid?
Carrrrrrrll!
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From: A stroke of genius |
On July 2, 2007, chumbucket lickin' Captin Fry Inpan said:
What is a pirates favorite party video game?
D-D-Arrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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From: Made it up |
On September 19, 2006, the scurvy Cap'n ARRRRT said:
What animal do Australian pirates have as a mascot?
KangARRRRRrrrrooo!
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From: Me head |
On August 24, 2007, captain Lorraine said:
Why couldn't the pirate make the gymnastics team?
Because he couldn't do a CAAAAAAARRRGGGHTwheel!
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From: Me |
On June 6, 2012, the grog-addicted Anonymous Pirate said:
What's a pirate's favorite color???
ARRtichoke white!!!
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On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate call safety?
He farrrrrrrted.
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On November 7, 2009, scurvy knave lambster said:
What's a pirate's least favorite part of marching band?
Color guARRRRdd!!
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From: band camp =] |
On September 25, 2006, barnacle bitten Kerens said:
What do pirate captains do with their old log books?
They ARRRRRRRRRchive them!
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From: me 'ead |
On March 8, 2006, the scurvy Robert Paul McMahon said:
How many pirates with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Want to steal loot.
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From: cause ADD is a mental disease that makes you have a short attention span |
On August 1, 2006, one-legged Jeremy said:
Why did the pirate get his phone cut off?
Argh! Cos' he be makin' too many plank calls!
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From: me! |
