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On February 24, 2006, the scurvy Brennan Dewey said:
What is a pirate's favorite Star Trek character?
Tasha Yarrrr!
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On May 11, 2006, the most piratical Captain Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favourite appliance?
The toastARRRRrrrrggghh!
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite jungle hero?
TARRRRRrrzan!
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On December 23, 2008, scurvy knave robby said:
Where do Pirates do their banking?
Wells Farrrrrgo!
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From: cerebral carrrrtex
On September 19, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
Who's a pirate's favorite designer?
ARRRrrrr-mani!
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On May 7, 2007, chumbucket lickin' brad said:
Who is a pirate's favorite band?
GWARRRRRRR!!
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From: kyle
On May 14, 2006, the dreaded Pirate Steve said:
What's a pirate's least favourite drink?
VinegAAARRRRRR!
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From: Pirate Steve
On May 18, 2009, the dreaded ARRRRRRen said:
What's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?
The ARRRRRmy National GuARRRRRd!!
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From: the grimey depths
On August 20, 2006, salty ol' Shane said:
How does a pirate go up three floors?
In an elevatARRRRRrrrgghh!!
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From: Me brain
On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite section of the newspaper?
The CARRRrrtoons!
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