- These be jokes 731 - 740 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On December 12, 2012, the grog-addicted Anonymous Pirate said:
How does a pirate pay for his purchases?
With his credit carrrrrrrrrrrrd!!! But hey, he's a pirate, so he probably STEALS them!!! ARRRRRRRGH!!!!!
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From: FROM MY OWN BRAIN, YE MATEYS!!!! ARRRRGH!!!' |
On November 14, 2006, the sea-bitten Tiger Toronto said:
What happened to the pirate after he fell off the boat?
He had a big scarrrrrr!
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On October 17, 2006, scurvy knave Rick & Saul said:
How do pirates get from Ship to Ship
By Taxi Crab!
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From: A Christmas cracker |
On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
Who are pirate's enemies?
The Arrrrrrrmed Forces!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 7, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Pirate Pepper said:
How do you spell Pirate?
P.I.ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.A.T.E!
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From: Newcastle, Australia |
On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite party?
MARRRRrrrrdi Gras!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 21, 2006, the dreaded ava said:
How do most pirates die?
1) CAAARRrrrrdiac ARRrrrest 2) HeARRRrrrt cancARRR!!
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From: made it up |
On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the pirate send his mom on Mothaarrrr's Day?
A Carrrrrddd!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On March 10, 2007, barnacle bitten cap'n corpsegrinder said:
What do you call a really angry pirate?
(p)Irate!
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From: i made it up |
On March 23, 2007, one-legged Diane said:
What did the pirate use to clean his car?
ARRRRmorall!
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From: Pirate Friend |
