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On December 18, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favority kind of coin?
A quarrrrter!
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite snack?
Marrrrrrshmallows!
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On May 14, 2006, captain Pirate Steve said:
What did the pirate say when he left the ship?
I'll come back latAARRRRRR!
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From: Pirate Steve
On September 22, 2006, the most piratical Low Class Mo said:
What is a pirate's favorite computer game (not including Sid Meier's Pirates!)?
StarrrrrrrrrrCraft!
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From: Me
On March 9, 2008, captain Pete Allegretta said:
What did the fortune teller use to read the pirate's fortune?
"Parrot" Cards!
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On November 30, 2006, the most piratical Lorelai said:
What is the most hated part of the Pirate Code?
PARRrrrrrrrrley!
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From: Cherry's head
On August 19, 2007, the sea-bitten jesse n mike said:
What did the pirate movie projectionist say to the little boy?
Hey boy, only PG... nothing ARRRRRRRRRrrrr!
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On June 27, 2006, the scurvy Francis Mad Tongue said:
Which pirate song won an Oscar for best original ditty in 2006?
It's HARRRrrrrrd Out Here for a Pimp!
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On November 18, 2007, the grog-addicted Bobby said:
How did the pirate get a promotion?
Lots of HAAARRRRGGhhd work and dedication!
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On March 3, 2007, the grog-addicted Elizabeth said:
What kind of fish always makes a pirate laugh?
A clownfish!
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