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On December 18, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite magician?
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On January 26, 2009, scurvy dog James Smith said:
What's a pirates favourite
toothpaste?
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From: Stansted
On December 18, 2005, barnacle bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates keep for good luck?
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On September 9, 2005, the grog-addicted T. O'Brien said:
How does a pirate like to go camping?
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From: my own twisted sense of humor
On September 19, 2008, the grog-addicted Eric said:
How do you know if a pirate is a handyman?
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From: central IL
On October 17, 2006, scurvy dog Tony said:
Why didn't the pirate want to go to the store?
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From: Teacher
On September 19, 2006, the scurvy Genevieve Atkerson said:
What is a pirate receptionist scared of?
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From: Genevieve Atkerrrson
On June 5, 2007, barnacle bitten Sean Peterson said:
What kind of school does a pirate fear more than a school of sharks?
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From: My mind.
On March 20, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates cook their food?
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On February 28, 2006, one-eyed Brennan Dewey said:
What does a pirate use to read his future?
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From: My brain
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