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On December 18, 2005, barnacle bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite magician?
HARRRRRrrrry Pottarrrrrr!!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On January 26, 2009, barnacle bitten James Smith said:
What's a pirates favourite
toothpaste?
toothpaste?
Arrrrm and Hammer!
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From: Stansted |
On December 18, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates keep for good luck?
Charrrrrrrrms!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 19, 2008, regular scallywag Eric said:
How do you know if a pirate is a handyman?
He has a peg-board leg!!
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From: central IL |
On October 17, 2006, scurvy knave Tony said:
Why didn't the pirate want to go to the store?
It was too FAAARRRRRR!!
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From: Teacher |
On September 19, 2006, land-lubber Genevieve Atkerson said:
What is a pirate receptionist scared of?
Getting CAAARRRRRpal Tunnel!
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From: Genevieve Atkerrrson |
On June 5, 2007, chumbucket lickin' Sean Peterson said:
What kind of school does a pirate fear more than a school of sharks?
A school of lawyers!
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From: My mind. |
On March 20, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates cook their food?
With laaaarrrrrd.
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On February 28, 2006, one-legged Brennan Dewey said:
What does a pirate use to read his future?
Parrot Cards!
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From: My brain |
On July 27, 2006, the most piratical RIchard Lindley said:
How does a pirate know what he is going to do today?
He checks his itinerARRRRRY!
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From: University of Liverpool |
