- These be jokes 851 - 860 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On July 27, 2006, the sea-bitten RIchard Lindley said:
How does a pirate know what he is going to do today?
He checks his itinerARRRRRY!
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From: University of Liverpool |
On January 26, 2007, the scurvy Tim said:
Why did the pirate carry a pocket fan?
So he can blow ye out of the water!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite stand-up comedian?
MARRRRrrrrtin Lawrence!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
How were the pirates captured?
There was a NARRRRRC!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On November 24, 2008, the scurvy dan-d-man said:
Who do pirates call if their car breaks down?
the Arrrrr.A.C!
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From: ye olde braine |
On July 26, 2006, scurvy knave Nick said:
Where is a little pirate's favorite place to play catch?
In the backyARRRRRRD!
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From: Made it up. |
On May 17, 2006, captain J Dawg said:
Why did the pirate have to go to the pharmacy?
Because he had the faaaarrrrrrrrts!
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From: friend |
On September 19, 2006, land-lubber Lynn Shoop said:
Where does a pirate buy his gas?
AARRco!!
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From: Me imagination |
On December 18, 2005, barnacle bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates go to be entertained?
An arrrrrrena!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On August 17, 2006, one-eyed Michele Mellott said:
What's the newest pirate exercise craze?
Pi-Rat-es (like pilates)!
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From: Land locked Phoenix |
