- These be jokes 861 - 870 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On September 26, 2008, the most piratical Jillian said:
Who is a pirates favorite American Idol contestant?
David ARRRRchuleta!!
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From: me! |
On May 28, 2007, one-legged rbinck said:
Why do pirates operate on the high seas?
They be afraid of the ARRRRmy!
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On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
When a pirate runs out of grog and rum, what does he drink?
Sasparrrrrrilla!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On November 29, 2005, scurvy knave Anonymous Pirate said:
What is a pirate's favorite character on the Smurfs?
Gaarrgamel!
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On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite baseball team?
The Pirates (duh!)
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On June 27, 2007, scurvy dog Undead Sea Monkey said:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pirate Walking.
Pirate Walking who?
Pirate walking on two wooden legs!
Who's there?
Pirate Walking.
Pirate Walking who?
Pirate walking on two wooden legs!
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From: my arse |
On September 21, 2006, the sea-bitten pegleg said:
What do you call a reptilian pirate?
A dinoSAAAARRRRRrrrrr!!!
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On December 18, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates thrive?
In the CARRrrrrribbean!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Why do dogs annoy pirates?
Because of all their BARRRrking!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 20, 2006, one-legged Mongoman said:
Where do pirates store their vehicles when they are at sea?
In a PARRRrrking GARRRRrrrrage!
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From: Me, you scurvy lubbers! |
