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On May 11, 2006, the dreaded Captain Karikas said:
How do pirates know what day it is?
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On September 26, 2008, captain Jillian said:
Who is a pirates favorite American Idol contestant?
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From: me!
On May 28, 2007, seven sea sailin' rbinck said:
Why do pirates operate on the high seas?
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
When a pirate runs out of grog and rum, what does he drink?
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On November 29, 2005, captain Anonymous Pirate said:
What is a pirate's favorite character on the Smurfs?
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On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite baseball team?
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On June 27, 2007, scurvy dog Undead Sea Monkey said:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pirate Walking.
Pirate Walking who?

Pirate walking on two wooden legs!
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From: my arse
On September 21, 2006, seven sea sailin' pegleg said:
What do you call a reptilian pirate?
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On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates thrive?
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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
Why do dogs annoy pirates?
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