- These be jokes 871 - 880 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On May 25, 2006, one-eyed John E. Hafemeister said:
Where do pirates bury their dead?
Arrrrrlington National Cemetary!
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From: Me self |
On August 1, 2006, salty ol' baxxtarrr said:
What is a pirate's favorite ocean animal?
Sharrrrrrrk... sharrrrk...
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From: meeee! |
On February 13, 2007, the grog-addicted Slouchin' Bryant Cooke said:
What can't pirates be from Massachusetts?
Because they can'y say their ARRRRrrrrrggghhs right!
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From: My head |
On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite type of fish?
The Carrrrrrp!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 9, 2005, chumbucket lickin' T. O'Brien said:
How does a pirate like to go camping?
In an ARRRRRRGH-V!
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From: my own twisted sense of humor |
On February 12, 2008, the sea-bitten sea-dog said:
How do pirate programs get input?
Through ARRRGV and ARRRGC!
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From: I made it up, but I'm probably not the first |
On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite vegetable?
Carrrrrrots!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 12, 2009, barnacle bitten Cap said:
Whats a pirate's favorite sport ?
Arrrrena football!
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From: South Shore Marina |
On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
When is the best time to be a pirate?
During waarrrrrrrrrsss!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On May 1, 2006, the grog-addicted Rob S. said:
What cable program does a pirate most often watch?
SportsCentaaaarrrrrr!
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