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On March 19, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite mode of transportation?
A cAARRRRGGH!
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On October 17, 2006, regular scallywag Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite brand of whiskey?
Makers MARRRRRRRk!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
Why do people flee from pirates?
To get out of HARRRRrrms way!
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On June 2, 2006, the grog-addicted Pink beard said:
What is a pirate's favourite nut?
ARRRrrrrmonds!
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On March 12, 2007, scurvy knave Cliff Williams said:
Who be a pirate's least favorite Van Halen singer?
Sammy Hagarrrrr!
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On June 28, 2007, land-lubber Jay said:
What's a pirate's favorite soup?
Beef BAARRRRRRRRHley!
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On May 14, 2006, scurvy dog Pirate Steve said:
How did the pirate know that they where walking into an ambush?
Because he was a smAAAARRRRt fightARRRR!!
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On December 18, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate have to reture?
He developed caaarrrrpal tunnel syndrome!
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the lenient policeman do with the captured pirate?
Gave him a warrrrrrning!
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On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
Who are a pirate's favorite cartoon characters?
Marrrrrge and Barrrrrrt Simpson!
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