- These be jokes 891 - 900 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On March 26, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's refrigerator called?
A Frigid-arrr!
From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
In the treacherous world of the pirate, it's good to be what?
Parrrrrranoid!
From: Web site ahoy! |
On May 31, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate captain have for dinner?
Lamb cutlass.
From: Best Pirate Jokes (Captain Pugwash) by Ian Rylett |
On August 16, 2006, scurvy knave Babette Undertow said:
Who's a Pirate's Spiritual leader?
Siddharrrrrrtha!
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From: Rum soaked musings with Sir Charles |
On November 19, 2005, land-lubber Marcus Kopplin said:
Why did the pirate go back to the future?
To see MAARRRTY McFly!!!
From: ME |
On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates dream of raiding?
Parrrrradise!
From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite tv show?
Starrrrrr Search!
From: Web site ahoy! |
On February 22, 2007, salty ol' Anonymous Pirate said:
What does a pirate re-enforce his house with?
Rebarrrrrrrrrgh!
On March 16, 2007, the scurvy Captain Rumblood said:
Why was the little pirate boy crying at school?
Because he wasn't populaaarrrr!!
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From: me |
On August 7, 2006, seven sea sailin' HISDISCTYLAN said:
What's a pirate's favorite waterborne parasite?
GiARRRRdia!
From: Nerd Camp |