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On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
If pirates theoretically lived underground rather than on the seas, who would they raid?
Quarrrrrrries!
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On November 29, 2005, the scurvy Pirate Jewels said:
Why did the pirate get married in the Mormon temple?
So he could wear Gaarrments!
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On February 1, 2007, the sea-bitten BigDirty said:
What's a pirate's favourite video game?
Y-ARRRRRRRRR's Revenge!
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On September 30, 2006, land-lubber Bruin said:
Where do upscale pirates go for dinner?
Boston MARRRRRRRRket!
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On March 26, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What would you do if you saw ten great big hairy pirates coming toward you?
Hope they were going to a fancy dress party!
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On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What gets stuck on the bottom of a pirate's ship?
Barrrrrrnacles!
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On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite island?
BARRRRrrrrbados!
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On February 22, 2007, regular scallywag Cptn Andrew McVicar said:
Did you here about the pirate who lost all his money?
He was HOOKED on gambling!!
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On June 21, 2007, the grog-addicted Tarrrrrra said:
What's a pirates favorite letter?
P, if it was 'R' they'd be rirates!
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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the pirate put over the hole in his ship?
A tarrrrrrrp!
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