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On July 16, 2006, salty ol' RRUGGEDBERRRT said:
What is a pirate's favorite movie?
ARRRRRRRmageddon!
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
Why couldn't the young pirate get into the club?
He was carrrrrrrded!
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On August 17, 2006, the dreaded Claire Foster said:
What do you call a bird named jack?
Jack Sparrow!
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On January 27, 2006, the scurvy Sonny Garza said:
What is a Pirate's Favorite Car?
Volkswagon.
Why?
Farrrrrrfugnugen!
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On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
The noble pirate is sometimes called what?
A Parrrrradox!
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On December 18, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's least favorite bird?
The LArrrrrrk!
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On July 12, 2006, the sea-bitten Ashley Wicks said:
Where do pirates buy their meat?
At the ButchARRRRRRRRRRR's!
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On March 23, 2008, the sea-bitten Anonymous Pirate said:
What type of woman do pirates find most attractive?
Well, a HARRRRRrrrrrpie of course!!!!
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On September 19, 2006, land-lubber Genevieve Atkerson said:
What's an indie pirate's favorite film?
Garrrrrrrrden State!
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On August 10, 2006, scurvy dog Sheri said:
Whats a pirate's favourite shop?
ARRRRrrrrrrgos!
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