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On November 17, 2006, one-legged ? said:
What did the pirate go to beauty college for?
To be a BARRRRRRRber!
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From: The Floor
On March 9, 2006, the scurvy Michael Ennis said:
Who's Yellowbeard's favorite hockey player?
Jarrrr-omir JaaaagRRRRRRR!
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From: Philadelphia, PA
On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite dark comedy?
Farrrrrrgo!
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On May 17, 2007, the sea-bitten bob said:
Why didn't the pirate cross the road?
Because it was made of tarrrrrrr.
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From: beth
On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
Where can you always find pirates?
Marrrrrinas!
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On April 15, 2007, the sea-bitten Dom said:
What is a pirate's favourite retail-based sitcom?
ARRRRRe You Being Served?
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From: my poor sense of humour
On February 8, 2007, one-legged manly said:
What is the only thing that makes pirates queasy?
Scarrrrrrrrs!
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On April 29, 2007, barnacle bitten Kathryn said:
Who is a pirate's favorite actor?
Peter Sarrrrrrsgaarrrrrrd!
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From: Kathryn F. Houston, Texas
On September 16, 2005, scurvy dog June Zmolek said:
What is a pirates favorite tree?
Arrrborvitae
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From: meself
On December 18, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Who do pirates prefer to rob?
The ARRRristocracy!
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