- These be jokes 931 - 940 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On June 20, 2006, barnacle bitten victor said:
Why was the little pirate boy in the hospital?
Because he was fully sea sick!
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From: me mind |
On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What do you call and official pirate?
A carrrrrrd caarrrrrrying pirate!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On May 11, 2006, the sea-bitten Captain Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite teen drama?
BevARRRRRRRRly Hills, 90210
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From: A LuxuryRealEstate brokers retreat |
On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
In order to pull off a raid, what must a pirate be?
Darrrrrrrring!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On June 20, 2006, the sea-bitten victor said:
Pirate Blackbeard's ship license had expired so he went into the shipping license office and got a new one, but on the new one he needed an updated photo of himself.
So, Pirate Blackbeard went into the photographer's room and asked to have his photo taken. The photographer obliged and said, "Ok, please pose front on" and took a photo.
He need to take another photo so he asked Blackbeard to "Please Poseidon!"
So, Pirate Blackbeard went into the photographer's room and asked to have his photo taken. The photographer obliged and said, "Ok, please pose front on" and took a photo.
He need to take another photo so he asked Blackbeard to "Please Poseidon!"
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From: me mind |
On May 14, 2006, scurvy knave Pirate Steve said:
What did the pirate call his crewman?
A swashbuckleAARRRRRR!
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From: Pirate Steve |
On December 18, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite hoofed mammal?
CARRRRrrrribou!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On May 18, 2007, salty ol' Pirate Bob from Crown Point said:
What does a pirate do on the weekends?
He goes to yaaaarrrrrd sales!
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From: Drunkeness after lunch |
On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
Pirates tend to be relatively unaffected by what natural disaster?
EArrrrrrrthquakes!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On November 8, 2006, captain Captain Mati said:
How did the bees kill the pirate?
They swARRRRRmed around him!
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