- These be jokes 941 - 950 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
How does a pirate like his steak?
Medium RAAARRRrrrrrreeee!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 19, 2008, one-legged Drew Baldwin said:
What's a pirates favorite fruit?
Bananas, because they help prevent scurvy.
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From: friend |
On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
Why have pirates never attacked Hutchinson, Kansas?
It's too fAArrrrrrr inshore!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
Why couldn't the pirates raid the town?
It had a barrrrrrrier!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On August 3, 2006, the dreaded Slade said:
Why do pirates like Mexico?
Because they love to BARRRRrrrrter!
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From: my head |
On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates travel fast?
They go warrrrrrrrrp speed!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite artist?
Andy Warrrrrrrrhol!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite type of currency?
The dollaarrrrrrrr!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On February 22, 2007, the most piratical Phil Brooks said:
What do you call a long line of Canadian pirates?
A pirate ARRR-eh? (array)
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From: I made it up |
On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite restaurant?
Long John Silver's!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
