- These be jokes 951 - 960 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite European capital?
PARRRRrrrrris!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On March 26, 2007, the sea-bitten al man wilson said:
Why was the pirate late for the weekly raid?
He was in the cARRRRR accident!
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On September 18, 2007, barnacle bitten little timmy tucker said:
What's a pirate's favorite phone network?
TelstrARRRRRR!
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From: ya mum |
On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What type of swords do pirates prefer?
Larrrrrge, shaaarrrrrrp ones!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
Why don't pirates attack whalers?
They have harrrrrrrpoons!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates rend to ride horses?
Baarrrrrrrellback!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 17, 2007, the scurvy Charles said:
What scurvy dog alleges Lee Harvey Oswald only shot one bullet?
ARRlen Specter!
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From: made it up |
On December 18, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite action film?
Charrrrrrrlie's Angels!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On January 1, 2008, scurvy knave Micaela Mcleod said:
What's the difference between Santa and a pirate?
Santa's nice and pirates will kill you if you give them a present (treasure)
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From: i made it up myself!!!!! |
On September 15, 2007, captain Marc Whitcombe said:
A pirate captain goes up to his first mate after a raid on a coastal village;
"A good haul I hope" says the captain.
"I'm afraid not captain," replied the first mate. "I think we picked a poor village to raid," he continued.
"What!" exclaimed the captain, "How much money did you get?"
"All we found were a few copper coins," replied the first mate.
"Did you try the church? Did they have any fine tapestries or Holy treasures?" asked the Captain.
"All we got was a wooden alter," replied the first mate.
"What about the farms?" asked the captain. "Did they have any animals we can eat, or sell at market?"
"One donkey" replied the first mate.
"One donkey!" exclaimed the Captain.
"Aaaargh" replied the first mate, and he continued .................
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"It was the only bray in the pillage."
"A good haul I hope" says the captain.
"I'm afraid not captain," replied the first mate. "I think we picked a poor village to raid," he continued.
"What!" exclaimed the captain, "How much money did you get?"
"All we found were a few copper coins," replied the first mate.
"Did you try the church? Did they have any fine tapestries or Holy treasures?" asked the Captain.
"All we got was a wooden alter," replied the first mate.
"What about the farms?" asked the captain. "Did they have any animals we can eat, or sell at market?"
"One donkey" replied the first mate.
"One donkey!" exclaimed the Captain.
"Aaaargh" replied the first mate, and he continued .................
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"It was the only bray in the pillage."
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From: Wrote it for a review of a pirate related ride on my own website. |
