- These be jokes 961 - 970 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On November 27, 2006, the dreaded Gilgamesh said:
Why wasn't the pirate allowed to go on jury duty?
The defense attorney deemed that he wasn't impARRRRRRRrrrrtial!
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On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
What do hip pirates wear?
EARRRRrrrrings!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On July 23, 2007, scurvy knave Lolly lala said:
What's a pirates favorite disease?
Scurrrrrrrrrrrvy!
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From: me |
On September 19, 2006, the grog-addicted vARRRgie said:
What is a pirate's favorite board game?
MonARRRRpoly!!
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From: me brain |
On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates keep their caarrrrrrs?
In garrrrrrages!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates keep their treasure?
In carrrrrrrgo!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On August 17, 2007, land-lubber cocktails on wednesday said:
What's a pirates favorite margarine?
Parrrrkay!
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From: cow |
On December 13, 2005, scurvy knave Robert said:
What is a pirate's favorite brand of car?
A Moparrrrrrrrr!
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From: I made it up |
On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What often causes pirates to give up their profession?
Becoming parrrrrrents!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates keep their food in?
Barrrrrels!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
