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On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
Why have pirates never attacked Hutchinson, Kansas?
It's too fAArrrrrrr inshore!
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On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates keep fresh water?
In jaaarrrrrrrrs!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates measure the size of their ship?
In yaaarrrrds!
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On December 18, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
When is the best time to be a pirate?
During waarrrrrrrrrsss!
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates keep in shape?
They use BAARRrrrggggh-bells!
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