Yarrgh, ye scurvy dog!
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On December 18, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
How did the pirate know the future?
By using Tarrrrrrot Carrrrrds!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
Why couldn't the pirates raid the town?
It had a barrrrrrrier!
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On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the fat pirate cut out of his diet?
Larrrrrrrrd!
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On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
People tend to mistakenly think a pirate's lifestyle is what?
Carrrrrrre-free!
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On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
Why can't many people be pirates?
It's HARRRRrrrd work!
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