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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What do female pirates hate?
Tarrrrantulas!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates rest in?
Aarrrrmchairs!
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On December 18, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate have to reture?
He developed caaarrrrpal tunnel syndrome!
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate ship look so good?
They used varrrrrrrnish!
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates like their ham?
Carrrrrrved!
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