- These be jokes 806 - 810 of 995 scurvy jokes!
On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
Why do pirates love Captain Crunch?
It's pARRrrrrrt of a complete breakfast!
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On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates hate doing?
YARRRRRrrrdwork!
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On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
Why don't pirates attack whalers?
They have harrrrrrrpoons!
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On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
What type of pollution most concerns pirates?
Carrrrrrbon monoxide!
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On December 18, 2005, barnacle bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates get on their pizzas?
Arrrrrrtichokes!
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From: Web site ahoy! |