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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates do between raids?
They play carrrrrds!
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On December 18, 2005, barnacle bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
The noble pirate is sometimes called what?
A Parrrrradox!
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On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What is good training for a pirate?
ARRRRrrrmy training!
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On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates conserve energy?
They carrrrrrrpool!
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On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
Why do people flee from pirates?
To get out of HARRRRrrms way!
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