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On September 16, 2005, captain June Zmolek said:
Where does a pirate buy his moonshine?
Arrrrrrkanas
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On September 16, 2005, the sea-bitten June Zmolek said:
What is a pirates favorite tree?
Arrrborvitae
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On September 16, 2005, scurvy dog June Zmolek said:
What comic strip in the Sunday funnies do pirates like ?
AAArrrchie
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On September 9, 2005, seven sea sailin' T. O'Brien said:
How does a pirate like to go camping?
In an ARRRRRRGH-V!
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On August 13, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate speak so clearly?
He was very ARRRRrrrrrticulate!
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