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On May 31, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate captain have for dinner?
Lamb cutlass.
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From: Best Pirate Jokes (Captain Pugwash) by Ian Rylett
On April 11, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the pirate say on party invitations?
ARRRRrrrrggghhh.S.V.P.
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From: Michael Karikas
On April 11, 2005, one-legged Jason said:
What does a hungry pirate (a pirate named Miko) say?
Arrrrrrrr ya gonna eat that?
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From: my far reaching knowledge of LRE personnel
On March 26, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate get fired by his boss?
They got into an ARR-gument!
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On March 26, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the old Pirate get?
Arrrrrrrrthritis!
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