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On March 24, 2005, barnacle bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances
The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat!"
The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat!"
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On March 24, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Who will pirates in California vote for in the race for governor?
Arrrrrrnold!
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On March 24, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What does it mean when a pirate coughs?
He's got sarrrrrrrrrrrrs.
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On March 24, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the pirate hit with his car?
An arrrrrmadillo!
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On March 24, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
When did the boy pirate become a man pirate?
On his Barrrrrrr Mitzvah!
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