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On March 20, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What size mug of whiskey does a pirate order?
LaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
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On March 20, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
How did the pirate stop smoking?
He used the patch!
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On March 20, 2005, barnacle bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What’s a pirate’s favorite country?
AARRRRGGHentina!
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On March 20, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What’s a pirate always looking for, even though it’s right behind him?
His booty!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On March 20, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
An arm and a leg!
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