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On April 20, 2010, salty ol' Aaarrr(ggghhh)ron Hrcka said:
Why did the pirate have trouble keeping his car on the road?
Because the road was SCURVY!!!
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From: From me self
On April 7, 2010, seven sea sailin' man said:
What kind of grades did the pirate get in school?
HIGH SEAS!
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On April 7, 2010, chumbucket lickin' James Craven said:
Did you hear about Apple's new technology for pirates?
The iPatch!
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On April 7, 2010, the grog-addicted James Craven said:
What's a pirate's favorite movie?
"Booty and the Beast"!
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From: The guys at SportsNation 3/23/10
On April 5, 2010, land-lubber Redbeard said:
What be having 8 eyes and 8 legs?
I say nay, it not be a spider... but it be eight pirates! Aarrr!!!!
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From: A pirate