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On November 22, 2009, seven sea sailin' Ashly said:
What's a pirate's favorite bone of the body??
His arrrrrrrrrrrrm!!!
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On November 22, 2009, one-legged Ashly said:
What did the pirate say to the little girl?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrren't you an ugly little thing??!!!!
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From: My aunt and uncle and l made it up!!
On November 18, 2009, scurvy knave James Craven said:
What's a pirate's favorite golf shot?
The Hook! Right into the water.
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On November 8, 2009, the grog-addicted Ashly said:
What do pirates hate the most???
A broken HEARRRRRRT!!!
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From: My aunt and uncle and Pizza Hut!!!
On November 7, 2009, one-legged lambster said:
What's a pirate's least favorite part of marching band?
Color guARRRRdd!!
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