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On February 21, 2010, land-lubber Kimmy said:
What do you call a pirate with a peg leg on ice?
A protractor!!!
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From: myself |
On February 19, 2010, the dreaded Math Teacher! said:
What did the ocean say to the pirate Captain?
Nothing, it just waved!!!
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From: Pirate's Cove Lore Galore Volume 4 Issue 1 |
On February 16, 2010, scurvy dog Angel said:
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You think it's the RRRRR, but it's the C that they're in love with!
Aye.
Aye.
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From: Captain Yarrrrley |
On February 10, 2010, the grog-addicted James Craven said:
What do pirates say before they fight?
"Let's get ready to RUM-ble!"
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From: SportsNation at ESPN |
On February 3, 2010, land-lubber King Lobster said:
Where does a pirate keep his appointments?
In a CALENDAAAARGH!
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From: My twisted mind |
