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On August 17, 2007, land-lubber cocktails on wednesday said:
What's a pirate's favorite instrument?
His arrrrmpit! (note to pirate: don't use the hook!)
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From: cow |
On August 15, 2007, scurvy dog rob said:
What we do with a drunken sailor?
What we do with a drunken sailor?
What we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning?
What we do with a drunken sailor?
What we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning?
We give 'im Alka SeltzARRRR!
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From: me own brain |
On August 14, 2007, regular scallywag Katherine Edwards said:
What is a pirate's favourite musical instrument?
A HAAARRRRRP!
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From: My head |
On August 14, 2007, scurvy knave Marlo Diaz said:
What's white and hops around a pirate ship?
Arrrrrrrrrabbit!
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From: San Diego, California |
On August 10, 2007, the sea-bitten The-Captin-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named said:
One pirate said to his fellow crewmate, "Arrrgh, that be a fine looking hook and peg leg ye got for ye'self!"
The pirate replied, "I should think so, it cost me and arm and a leg!"
The pirate replied, "I should think so, it cost me and arm and a leg!"
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