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On September 12, 2007, the sea-bitten John-Peter said:
A pirate was on Wheel of Fortune, and it was his turn. The pirate said...
We'll try for an ARRRRHH!!
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From: father
On September 12, 2007, the scurvy Robyn Irving said:
Why didn't the pirate take a shower before walking the plank?
He knew he would wash up on the shore later anyway!
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From: my brain (adapted it from an old Natalie Wood joke)
On September 10, 2007, one-legged Fracas said:
What do you call a pirate actor who is very popular?
A Superstarrrrrrr!
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On September 8, 2007, the grog-addicted evan said:
Who is a pirate's favorite singer?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRetha Franklin!
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On September 7, 2007, the scurvy George said:
What do you call an insane pirate?
BizzARRRRRRRRE!!!
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