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On September 6, 2007, land-lubber Linda said:
What does a pirate pay for a gallon of gas?
An arrrrrrm and a peg!
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From: Alabama
On August 24, 2007, the scurvy Anonymous Pirate said:
Why couldn't the pirate make the gymnastics team?
Because he couldn't do a CAAAAAAARRRGGGHT-wheel!
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On August 24, 2007, the sea-bitten Lorraine said:
Why couldn't the pirate make the gymnastics team?
Because he couldn't do a CAAAAAAARRRGGGHTwheel!
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From: Me
On August 21, 2007, salty ol' drew and paul said:
How did the pirate make a little extra booty?
He had a YARRRRRd sale!
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From: being bored
On August 19, 2007, the grog-addicted jesse n mike said:
What did the pirate movie projectionist say to the little boy?
Hey boy, only PG... nothing ARRRRRRRRRrrrr!
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