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On April 18, 2007, one-legged Paige Swaim said:
Why is Bill Clinton a pirate's favorite president?
He's from Aaaarrrrkansas!
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From: Myself |
On April 17, 2007, chumbucket lickin' Jeff McGuinness said:
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While he is waiting for it he spots a pirate sitting in the corner of the bar. The pirate has two wooden arms and two wooden legs. Naturally curious, the man gets his drink, walks over to the pirate and asks, "Excuse me sir, I hope you don't mind but I couldn't help noticing that you have two wooden arms and two wooden legs. You must have been involved in some fierce sea battles?"
The pirate looked up, paused and said, "Arrrr no... me father was a tree!"
The pirate looked up, paused and said, "Arrrr no... me father was a tree!"
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From: Dave 'The Legend' McConnell |
On April 16, 2007, regular scallywag Fly Borchetti said:
What did the pirate say when someone called him a name?
I know you ARRRrrrgh but what am 'aye?!
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From: My warped mind |
On April 15, 2007, captain Dom said:
What is a pirate's favourite retail-based sitcom?
ARRRRRe You Being Served?
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From: my poor sense of humour |
On April 15, 2007, the sea-bitten Cap'n Alison said:
Why did the pirate join the debate team?
Because he liked to Arrrrrrgue!
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From: My silly little head |
