Yarrgh, ye scurvy dog!
Pirate booty! Pirate merchandise for sale

Wee Pirate Skull - Adults Jr. Spaghetti Tank


On April 18, 2007, the grog-addicted Paige Swaim said:
Why is Bill Clinton a pirate's favorite president?
He's from Aaaarrrrkansas!
Rate this joke!
Rate this salty joke a 1 (currently 2.2222)Rate this salty joke a 2 (currently 2.2222)Rate this salty joke a 3 (currently 2.2222)Rate this salty joke a 4 (currently 2.2222)Rate this salty joke a 5 (currently 2.2222)
From: Myself
On April 17, 2007, land-lubber Jeff McGuinness said:
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While he is waiting for it he spots a pirate sitting in the corner of the bar. The pirate has two wooden arms and two wooden legs. Naturally curious, the man gets his drink, walks over to the pirate and asks, "Excuse me sir, I hope you don't mind but I couldn't help noticing that you have two wooden arms and two wooden legs. You must have been involved in some fierce sea battles?"

The pirate looked up, paused and said, "Arrrr no... me father was a tree!"
Rate this joke!
Rate this salty joke a 1 (currently 3.0963)Rate this salty joke a 2 (currently 3.0963)Rate this salty joke a 3 (currently 3.0963)Rate this salty joke a 4 (currently 3.0963)Rate this salty joke a 5 (currently 3.0963)
From: Dave 'The Legend' McConnell
On April 16, 2007, regular scallywag Fly Borchetti said:
What did the pirate say when someone called him a name?
I know you ARRRrrrgh but what am 'aye?!
Rate this joke!
Rate this salty joke a 1 (currently 3.194)Rate this salty joke a 2 (currently 3.194)Rate this salty joke a 3 (currently 3.194)Rate this salty joke a 4 (currently 3.194)Rate this salty joke a 5 (currently 3.194)
From: My warped mind
On April 15, 2007, the scurvy Dom said:
What is a pirate's favourite retail-based sitcom?
ARRRRRe You Being Served?
Rate this joke!
Rate this salty joke a 1 (currently 1.7179)Rate this salty joke a 2 (currently 1.7179)Rate this salty joke a 3 (currently 1.7179)Rate this salty joke a 4 (currently 1.7179)Rate this salty joke a 5 (currently 1.7179)
From: my poor sense of humour
On April 15, 2007, the sea-bitten Cap'n Alison said:
Why did the pirate join the debate team?
Because he liked to Arrrrrrgue!
Rate this joke!
Rate this salty joke a 1 (currently 2.803)Rate this salty joke a 2 (currently 2.803)Rate this salty joke a 3 (currently 2.803)Rate this salty joke a 4 (currently 2.803)Rate this salty joke a 5 (currently 2.803)
From: My silly little head