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On September 21, 2006, the sea-bitten ava said:
How do most pirates die?
1) CAAARRrrrrdiac ARRrrrest 2) HeARRRrrrt cancARRR!!
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On September 21, 2006, the grog-addicted ava said:
What do Voldemort's pirate followers send up into the sky with their wands?
The DARRRRrrk MARRRRRrrrrk!
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On September 21, 2006, one-eyed pegleg said:
What do you call a reptilian pirate?
A dinoSAAAARRRRRrrrrr!!!
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On September 21, 2006, the most piratical ava said:
What did the pirate get when he cut himself in a battle?
A SCAAAAARRRrrrrr!
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On September 21, 2006, the most piratical evilalicia said:
What's a pirate's favorite herb?
PARRRRsley!
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