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On September 20, 2006, one-eyed Lackbeard said:
What's a pirate's favourite type of North African market?
A bazaaarrrrgh!!
From: i made it up, lad. |
On September 20, 2006, the scurvy Captain Greedle said:
What cell phone service did the pirate use?
He used to use Cingulaaaaarr. But they overchaarrrrrged him. So he switched to Vaaarizon!
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From: From me head! |
On September 20, 2006, the scurvy Mongoman said:
Where do pirates store their vehicles when they are at sea?
In a PARRRrrking GARRRRrrrrage!
From: Me, you scurvy lubbers! |
On September 20, 2006, the sea-bitten Sammy, Joey, and Bob Dedinsky said:
What's a pirate's favorite sport?
AAAARRRRrrrm wrestling!
From: Shoreline, WA |
On September 19, 2006, chumbucket lickin' James said:
How do pirates like their meat?
ChAARRRRRRrrred!
From: On the way home from work after hearing about pirate jokes with AARRR |