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On March 15, 2007, captain gerry two patches said:
What do you call a pirate with no eye?
A prate!
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From: ireland
On March 14, 2007, the most piratical Long Jon Silver said:
What is a pirate's favorite cereal?
Cap'n Crunch!
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On March 10, 2007, one-legged cap'n corpsegrinder said:
What was the pirate's pet dog named?
Patches!
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On March 4, 2007, scurvy knave cpt gerry two patches said:
How would you recognise an Irish pirate?
He has a patch over both eyes!
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From: Ireland
On March 3, 2007, one-legged Capt. Rhone said:
What did the pirate say after he clogged the toilet?
I knew I should have plundered that plunger!
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